Happy fry-day.

I’m a-fry-d not.

It’s so cold. I’m fries-ing.

These French fries are so grati-frying.

I’m fry-nally going to France.

Always fry your best.

I re-fry-ned from commenting.

My hair is fries-y today.

The horror movie was fry-tening.

This is so satis-fry-ing.

I’ve got my fries on you.

What’s your Wi-Fry password?

I’m going to the gym and working on my fry-ceps.

When French fries meet, they ketchup.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

When you cross a dog with fries, you get Frenchie fries.

It might break because it’s fry-l.

There was a fry-nzy of activity.

Thanks for being such a great fry-nd.

There are a few things I want to modi-fry.

Baby potatoes use paci-fry-ers.

When you combine fries and geometry, you get fry-angles.

I need to veri-fry the information.

When you cross a pharmaceutical company with a potato, you get Fries-er.

Fry don’t know what you’re talking about.

I’m a fry-lance graphic designer.

Frogs eat French flies.

That was electri-frying.

The burger was bothering the fries. So, they said, “Burger off.”

When you cross a potato with a dinosaur, you get a fry-ceratops.

At the zoo, I saw a fry-noceros.

A floating French fry de-fries gravity.

My favorite exhibit at the science center is the butter-fry exhibit.

It’s okay to let out your tears and fry.

French fries aren’t cooked in France. They’re cooked in Greece.

I only have fries for you.

Keep your eyes on the fries.

Time fries when you’re having fun.

High fry-ve.

I’d sacri-fries anything for you.

How do French fries express their love? They say, “I’m totally smitten with you!”

French fries were scared of going to the party, but they just took a dip and got over it.

Why don’t French fries trust easily? They’ve been burned before.

Why did the French fry break up with its partner? It didn’t want to fry and cry anymore.

How do French fries save money? They keep their eyes peeled for deals!

How do French fries apologize? With a chip on their shoulder.

Why did the French fry go to the art museum? It was feeling saucy!

Why did the French fries go to a concert? They really wanted to jam!

What do you call French fries that sing? Fry-cappella!

What’s a French fry’s favorite type of music? Spuds rock!

Why did the French fry call the police? It was salted!

What’s a French fry’s favorite form of exercise? Fry-lates!