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Funny Bread Puns

More Funny Bread Puns

Have a loaf-ly day.

Second to naan.

Don’t go baking my heart.

Let’s get toasty.

I don’t want naan of that.

It is wheat it is.

I’m rolling in the dough.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

Butter luck next time.

I’ve got a lot of crust in you.

Don’t be so kneady.

I loaf you.

Don’t be sour, dough.

Rye-se and shine.

Bready or not, here I crumb!

My loaf for you is rising.

Re-pita story one more time.

We’re on a knead to know basis. 

All you knead is loaf.

What’s a baker’s favorite track? The bread-crumbs!

I’m not a bad influence; I’m just in-bread that way.

Wheat be cute together.

You’re the best thing since sliced bread!

You’re the apple of my rye.

Crust me, I got this.

This is how I roll.

Let’s get toasty together.

Rye don’t you bake me on a date?

Let’s break bread together.

I can dough better.

I’m a-maize-ing, just like this cornbread.

This is my jam!

It was a hy-bread.

In loaf with you.

Ciabatta hurry up.

Did you hear about the baker who quit? He couldn’t make enough dough.

I’m kneadful of your company.

Don’t be sourdough, let’s be friends!

I’m on a roll today!
It’s a matter of loaf or death.It’s naan of your business.

You’re the yeast I could do.

I’m rolling with the dough punches.
Let’s rise to the occasion!

I’m not lion, this bread is mane-ificent!

What did the loaf of bread say to the butter? “You’re my butter half.”

You’re looking like a stud muffin today!

Your the apple of my rye


Let’s be loaf-long friends.

I’m on a roll and it’s not even a Monday!

Crust me, you’re awesome!

I’m on a roll, butter believe it.

I’m in-loaf with this moment.

Wheat make the best of friends.

I’m b-ready to have some bun.

I went there yeast-erday.

This is the upper crust of jokes.

Don’t be a crumb, share the love!

I’m knead-y for a good time.

You’re the butter to my bread.

Let’s make it grain.

Let’s turn up the heat, things are about to get toasty!

Let’s make some dough together.

Let’s get this dough on the road.

This bread is rising to the occasion.

I’m not loafing around, I’m serious about these puns.


 

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