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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
- Tim Allen
Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.
- Zygmunt Bauman
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Rita Rudner
Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.
- Colin Powell
The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.
- Marshall McLuhan
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
- Jeremy Clarkson
It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.
- Mario Andretti
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
- Marshall McLuhan
More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.
- Brock Yates
Never have more children than you have car windows.
- Erma Bombeck
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy
We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.
- David Suzuki
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