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This clock is always hungry, it goes back four seconds.
When the man’s watch was stolen in broad daylight, he realized he was running out of time.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
That man was a clock maker by trade, but he just didn’t have the time for it anymore.
A clock manufacturer kept getting complaints that their clocks were always running late. They realized they needed to tighten up production.
You can’t escape time; it will always be a ticking issue.3. Why did the clock go to the technician? Because it had a tickly throat.
How do you make a clock laugh? You tickle its hands.
I used to make clocks out of aluminum, but then I realized it was just a waste of time.
There was a clock that was always late – it had a small face.
Did you hear about the big scandal at the clock factory? They were caught selling secondhand goods.19. What did the watch say to the wrist? “I’m just here for the good Times”.
I tried to make a belt out of clocks once, but it was a waist of time.7. I heard that in medieval times, they plugged a clock in; fortunately, it was a moveable feast.
I couldn’t help but feel like a weight had been lifted when I sold my stopwatch.
14. How does a clock hop from one place to another? By using a ticking time machine.
If you want to know what makes a clock tick, watch it for a while.
Someone stole my Microsoft Surface from the clock where I hid it. They must have picked the right time to do it.
Why did the man throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Funny Clock Jokes & Sayings
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