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Funny Food Character Illustrations
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Funny Honey Jokes & Sayings
If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?
Blabb-bee.
What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!
What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?A bee in a submarine.
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?A bee on an airplane.
What do you call a bee with messy hair?
A Frizz-bee.
What do unionized bees ask for?More honey and shorter working flowers.
What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
A bee flying backwards.
What does a bee use to style her hair?
Her honey comb, of course.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?A fumble bee.
Funny Jam Jokes & Sayings
What do you call blueberries playing the ? A jam session.
Why were the crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What does a piece of toast wear to ? His pa-JAM-as.
What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
How does Bob Marley like his ? With jam in.
How did the strawberry donut feel after ? Jam-packed.
What do you call 100 strawberries in a crash? Jammed.
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your ? You jam it in.
What do you get when 100 blueberries try to go through the at the same time? A blueberry jam.
What month is good for ? Jam-uary.
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