What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?An Iceberger!

What do you call a cheeseburger at the playground?
A slider.

What type of burger isn’t allowed on the Titanic?
An iceburger.

Why was the vegan rejected for a job at the burger joint?Because she didn’t meat the requirements.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it!

What do you call two burger buns that came out of the oven stuck to each other?
Sesamese twins.

What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers?
A cannibull.

What do you call a vegan burger?A misteak.4. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?A big mac.

What does a magical burger say?
Open sesame.

What is a burger’s favorite day?
Fry-day.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!

Why shouldn’t you buy a hamburger in Athens?
Because it is way too Greecey.


How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
Meat patty.

What do you call a frozen hamburger?
A ham-brrr-ger.

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate!

How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
With a burger alarm!

What do you call a hamburger on a motorcycle?Fast food.