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Funny Best Foods Friends

Best Friends - Honey And Bread - Funny Illustration
Best Friends - Croissant And Coffee - Funny Illustration
Best Friends - Biscuit And Coffee - Funny Character Illustration

Funny Food Jokes & Sayings

What happens when you tell bread a joke?
It loafs.

How many people eat waffles?
An waffle lot.


What do you get after putting ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.

What’s that one food with the hole in the middle?
I donut know.

How did the meat-lover feel after becoming a vegetarian?
They feel like they made a mi-steak.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.

What do you call a cold wrap?
A brr-ito.

What do you say to corn after it graduates?
Corn-gratulations.

What did the burger name her daughter?
Patty.

What did the mozzarella say to the pizza during a photoshoot?
Cheese.

What do potatoes call their babies?
Tater tots.

Why do beets always win?
They’re un-beet-able.

What did the olive say after falling?
Olive.

What do you say to an avocado after a job well done?
Bravo-cado.

What did the almond say to the walnut?
We’re nuts.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

What did the pizza say before a fight?
You want a pizza me?

What do French fries do after seeing each other for the first time in a while?
They ketchup.

.Why did the students eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why can’t you eat Mexican food?
Because it’s nachos.

What did the frog order at the restaurant?
A burger and a croak.

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.

Why couldn’t the sushi stop playing?
It was on a roll.

Why did the pepper wear a coat?
It was chili.

How did the cheese look after dressing up?
Sharp.

Why didn’t the carrot put in any effort?
It doesn’t carrot all.

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.

Why’s a mushroom the life of the party?
He’s a fungi.

What’s a twin’s favorite fruit?
A pear.

 

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