The brain and the heart had a race. The brain thought it would win easily, but the heart was a-maze-ing!

The brain said to the eyes, “I love the way you look at things. You really bring things into focus for me!”

My brain is always a-maze-ing itself with new thoughts.

I’m friends with all the lobes of the brain. We just have a lot of cerebellum.

Why did the brain become an artist? It wanted to create some brain-storms!

Why did the brain go to the beach? To get some neuron sunshine!

The brain said to the nose, “You really sniff out the best ideas. You’ve got a great scents of humor!”

The brain had a great idea, but it forgot to write it down. It was a real brain fart.

I’ve got a lot on my mind, but it’s all up in the air – my thoughts are just floating around like little brain balloons.

The brain went on a diet, but it couldn’t resist a little brain food now and then.

The brain wanted a day off, but it couldn’t find anyone to take cerebrum for it.

Why did the brain become an astronaut? It wanted to space out!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a brain surgeon – I bring in the big brains!

My brain and I have a great relationship. We’re always on the same wavelength.

I couldn’t concentrate on my work, so I asked my brain for a little help. It told me to mind my own neurons.

The brain said to the spinal cord, “You’re my backbone – I couldn’t think straight without you!”

The brain told a joke, but it went over everyone’s heads. It was a real brain-teaser.

I thought I saw a brain on the side of the road, but it was just a cerebellum-ed potato.

I told my brain it should work out, and it said, “I already have a lot on my mind!”

I asked my brain if it wanted to play chess, but it said, “I’d rather just use my thinkin’ cap!”

I tried to make a brain smoothie, but it turned out to be a no-brainer.