What is the baker's favorite TV show? The Walking Bread!

Why does bread look so bad in photos? It’s too grainy.

Why does bread hate Southern summers? The weather is too toasty.

Why did the aging loaf retire? His career was toast.

How does bread relax after it's finished baking? It loafs around.

What do elves make sandwiches with? Short-bread.

How does the bread court his sweetheart? With lots of flours.

What did the slice of bread say to the cheese? You're the best thing since me!

What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day? Don't worry—tomorrow will be butter.

What happens if a baguette forgets his umbrella? He will get soaking wheat all over.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

What did mama bread say to her kids? It's way past your breadtime!

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter.

Why was the loaf of bread upset? His plans kept going a rye.

How do you spot a radical baker? They're always going against the grain.

Why did the baker's card get declined? He didn't have enough dough!

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It's the yeast I could do.

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? The relationship was crumbling.

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth? I'm bready for bed.

What does a bread say to win over friends? You can crust me.

What’s the worst thing about a bread pun? It tends to get stale.