The optimist sees the donut whole; the pessimist sees the donut hole.

Have you been eating donuts and driving? Your eyes look glazed.

“If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” – Lewis Black

Why did the baker stop making donuts? He was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds.

Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin’.

Never insult a donut. Some of them have fillings.

​I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beignet of my existence.

What kind of donut can fly? A plain donut.

What do you call a cute donut? Adoughrable.

What’s the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.

Found out I can’t have donuts without u. They become don’ts.

Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts? Because there was a hole in one.

How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed!

What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.

What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut.

I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda’s bakery. “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”

Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!

You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.

I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a bar. Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.

Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.

Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!

What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!

A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy. I don’t know, but I never met a sick one in my entire life.

What do you get if you plant a dough nut? A dough tree.