Wood fired pizza?How’s pizza gonna get a job now?

Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?Because they kneaded the dough.

What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.

What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?He says, “Make me one with everything.”

What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza.

What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
The delivery.

What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice Baby.”

I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.I’ll call it the Crust Station.

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.

What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza.

What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?“I never sausage a beautiful face.”

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.

What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day…
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.